Thailand- The land of 4s.. and the beauty of the place is that you can enjoy all of them simulataneously, the four S standing for Sun, Sand, Sea and sex.
What adds to the place is that it is cheaper than many of the exotic national locations, and a full value for money destination. The travellers come with varied motives and am sure, not many of them return disappointed, whether it is after the under sea walk in mid sea, or banana boat ride at coral island, or parasailing in mid sea, or enjoying beach side massage, or a mid-night excursion at Walking Street.
Another good thing about the country- No visa formalities, no waits. Visa is easily granted, and visa on arrival is not much of a problem either. Just carry 500 US dollars ( 340 is the figure the CATHAY PACIFIC check- in clerk gave, but better be safe), and if asked show the same.
Thailand can also be described as the land of extremes- Bangkok known for its Buddhist heritage, and malls and markets, and Pattaya for its beaches, natural beauty and sex trade. Both the towns appear to be two different worlds, amazing given the fact that you can hop from one to other in just two hours.
Water sports in Patayya are amazing, and much more professionally managed than Goa, and so is their capacity to handle huge number of tourists simultaneously. Thai currency Bhat exchange rate is Rs. 1.4 on an average, so you can enjoy the water sports without shelling out a fortune. Don’t miss spreading yourself in a beachside shack and go for foot massage or pedicure or full body massage. The evenings can be best booked for Alcazar show, and don’t fall for any of the ladies there. They are all transgenders ( Lady boys as they are locally called). Gem and jwellery exhibition is another big draw, and promises stones and jwellery at economic prices.
All during the day, you can sense an emptiness in Pataya, but as the sun starts setting down, the new face of Pataya emerges. There is no pick up joint, as there need not be one. Every 10 meters, you can bump into one of the girls, and in Walking street, the distance does not exist. There are good bars and some discotheques as well, but its hard to locate one. Strip clubs are also just round the corner, and in case, you are fond of some European skin, B-52 is a famous Russian strip joint. Another popular of these is Pee Pee massage parlour, where you get everything except massage. Please check for license before you finalise one, and take care of your belongings lest you repent afterwards.
Cut to Bangkok, and the famous Buddhist temples are a treat to watch especially the long Buddha statue. There are some good malls as well, and famous Indira market, in case you are missing Chandni Chowk. Electronic items are also cheaper compared to India rates, and you may as well get something for yourself. The evening can be devoted to Thai cultural show, which holds world record for highest stage. And you can not afford to miss the safari world, and the nice games of sea gulls and dolphins.
Just hope, you don’t reach Bangkok on red-shirt versus yellow-shirt demonstration day, lest the traffic can be extremely painful . Else, a perfect economic gateway..














