Wannabe Sales professionals- Read it at your own risk.
So, what did you think, burning the midnight oil in the campus for the next day Branding case study was all about? And what about the 4Ps of marketing, which Kotler and our profs tried so hard to push down our throat. Sales and distribution management was always a favorite subject and for many, solving a case study successfully was enough to give them an orgasm. Cometh placements, and figures were rattled to such a great depth, that sometimes one would have the entire Board to shame. Location was never a constraint, and getting the hands dirty seemed to be the in-thing during the interviews. After all, when you are eyeing a plum Marketing profile, why be so eager to disclose it at first opportunity. A fat cheque also swayed the emotions and preferences, and the GD was always a Mini Mahabharat( As Sales people, you need to show you are aggressive)
Cometh the day of joining, and seems half the battle is won. But, the posting envelope dents the spirit of half, the other quarter start cribbing, and the victorious ones( Who have got Metros/hometowns/ fiance’s locations) try their best to look concerned. But one who said Looks can be deceptive was never more correct.
A new term” Management Trainee” seems to be the flavor. His Job Description can be summed up in just one line- “ DO THE TASK WHICH NO ONE ELSE IS READY TO DO, OR ONE WHICH THREE TRAINEES HAVE ALREADY TRIED ( IN VAIN) AND THATS HOW GET YOUR HANDS DIRTY” . I personally know of a friend, who was given a task to work with influencers, and after three months, he was still trying to define the word” INFLUENCER” and whose boss was perpetually busy in some key decision making processes.
Comes the confirmation, and you think this is the moment, and man, I am all out to show what the real gem of ideas do I have. Three m0nth ends and 1 quarter end later, all this euphoria vaporises, and the reasons are best known to you. Some bosses say, This is how this has been done and it has worked, so why change it know. Others appreciate your thinking prowess, and then tell you why this can not work. Others are blunt to point and tell you 10 reasons why it can not work, while another kind of species give you the go ahead with minute changes( As aptly told by a senior member, this 5% change takes away 95% of your ideas).
So, what did you think you would be doing? Defnitely not the following things-
1) Writing letters of appreciation and recommendation letters for son/nephew of your premium distributor/ dealer, as he has applied for a travel management diploma in Algreia, and some good reco will help.
2) Booking flight tickets at 9 pm in the night for your dealer( as he has to go to embassy next day for visa process of an upcoming international incentive tour, and at 8: 59 pm, you have been told there is some problem with his visa.
3) Filling in the same data for god saken number of times, because some one ( read your boss) is too busy to cull it out from system, and needs it fast and urgent.
4) Attending endless number of marriages, funerals, booze and god forsaken parties( just to ensure you are CONNECTED to the market and HAVE A PULSE of the same).
5) As to how within 5 minutes, you are supposed to change the entire USP of a product, and how this has become slightly obsolete and how differently it can be pitched as more suited to curren needs and demands.
6) Trying your level best to convey How the other person is fully right, but yet completely wrong. ( Solve this puzzle).
7) Saying no to your kids and spouse for a movie and going for the same movie, same show with your favorite dealer/distributor.
8) Your same town relationship looks like LAC( Love across Country) given the frequency with which you meet your beloved.
But trust me, it all goes in a whiff, you leave it all behind, the cheer is back to your face, when one solid deal proplels you ahead of everyone else. When one good month end suddenly sees figures in red turning to golden… You need to see the faces what a HIGH really means.
May be Sales people are eternally hopeful..May be they are hopeful to the extent of foolishness, but then thats why Sales is IS NOT FOR WEAK HEARTED.